Let Me Wake Up Back at Cibeles

girls who love Real Madrid too much. Williamette Valley Fever. Californication Chic. Eyes are all painted Bernabeu blue
humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?""Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

Bored? Try combining the lyrics of Top 40 songs.

Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes ‘cause I need to know
You say: “You know what to do with that big fat butt… wiggle wiggle wiggle”

How to look like you know loads about football: A beginner's guide to the world cup awards, by chris (simpsons artist)

as soon as the referee blows on his throat flute to get the football match started make sure you say one of these things:

  • come on football
  • kick off
  • lets get this event started
  • good luck
  • i think that we are going to be in for a great game
  • i hope that our football team gets the points that they require
  • i am enjoying myself
  • football

say one of these things if people around you think that it is a free kick:

  • it is a free kick
  • nice outfit ref it is a shame about your decision making
  • what is wrong referee is your throat flute poisoned or something just have a blow on it for once in your life

here are some things for you to wear to help you blend in more easily if you are watching the world cup awards at a pub or at your friends house:

  • sew a traditional world cup sausage down the middle of your nose so people will think you are the most world cup one of them all when they are having a look at your face
  • if you are a dad then why not impress your children and their friends by having a wear of a stylish dads football style crop top that will definitely get you noticed for all of the right reasons
  • dads can also have a wear of some traditional world cup leggings as well that are sure to finish off any outfit trust me
  • mens football friendship bracelets dont just look good but they are also a good thing to show off and discuss with other men if you are at a pub or a football themed restaurant

(Source: agonyandagony, via avatareyes)